ShitsuMonDay: Double Dollar Bill, Y'all

I've got...

Nine zillion Zeni in my zapatas

I've got one hundred thousand Wongs in my way

I've got plenty of perfect Potch

Lots of Jennies on my watch

And my Miami Dollars would buy Tokyo Bay

There is nothing quite as wonderful as Beries

There is nothing quite as beautiful as Sen

There's nothing that is greater

Than handling a Meseta

With money there is lo-ots to yen

There is nothing quite as wonderful as Beries

(Beri Beri Beri)

There is nothing like a newly minted Kan

(Kan Kan Kan)

I am up to my Gils

In wondrous Woolong bills

It's accountancy that makes the world so grand

(grand grand grand)

You can always [C]s control

By extracting Extols

For it's money, money, money that makes the world so graaaaaaand!

(Tip of the hat to The Money Programme)

Simple question for this week's ShitsuMonDay! What's the best fictional currency out there? Midas Money? Teiai Dollars? Macca?!

My money's on Munny.

ShitsuMonDay: Whoooooa, We're Halfway There

息子さんは中三で、受験勉強してた（してた）

Her son's a third-grader in middle school and was studying for exams.
夜食のカップヌードル、お母さんが忘れた（忘れた）

The late-night Cup Noodle, his mother forgot it.
息子さんはーーーすねた

The son...threw a hissy-fit.

Bon Jovi knows a good product from Japan when he sees one. Do you?

We're hitting you with this week's ShitsuMon. With the season halfway over, the breaking point has been reached. By now, it's all or nothing—if you haven't dropped some of the awful shows out there from your viewing schedule, you're stuck with watching them all season long. No matter how much you try not to, you're watching for the bad shows to flame out in a "Blaze of Glory", but you're also wise to know which shows are about as bad as EdTV.

So here's the ShitsuMon for Monday: what train crash of a series have you been unable to peel your eyes away from this season, due to the sheer love of Bad Medicine?

My choices after the break.

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